Customer (John Cleese): Good Morning.
Shopkeeper (Michael Palin): Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the UKIP Policy Emporium!
C: Thank you my good man.
S: What can I do for you, sir?
C: Well, I was sitting in the public library on Thurman Street just now, skimming through ‘Rogue Herries’ by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all reflective.
S: Reflective, sir?
C: Ee, I were all thoughtful-like!
S: Ah, thoughtful!
C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what all this palaver about UKIP is’, so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some political documentation!
S: Come again?
C: I want to see UKIP’s policies.
S: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the morris dancers!
C: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the…
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