[Scene: a classroom. there are people staring blankly at the computers before them. Teacher enters and faces them]
“Hello Class, and welcome to day one of ‘IT for total morons’. If you look you will see that in front of you is a sheet of paper with the operating instructions for your computer. The words are all of one syllable so you do not get confused. The paper next to it has diagrams about how to use your PC. This if the words are too hard for you to comprehend. NOW, if you look carefully you will also notice that I am holding in my hands a BASEBALL BAT with a Spike through it: This is for when you don’t understand the diagrams! Any questions?”
WHAT will happen next? You decide!